I'm Sending Out An SOS Since The Email Doesn't Seem To Be Working

Gasp.

Choke.

I have been without incoming email now for 24 hours or more. It seems there is a hitch in the email getalong, not unlike a kink in the oxygen line of a deep-sea diver. THEY have promised it will be fixed by tomorrow and I have promised THEM my head will explode if it isn't.

Because I am all about the Extremely Truthful Statement.

How on earth can I survive without all those offers for enlargers for parts I don't have? What will I do without the numerous ads from Starbucks, JCPenney, Big Lots, Amazon, Borders, and all those other companies who can't live without my business?

Honestly, I could be putting corporate America at risk here, and THEY don't even care!

In the meantime, I'll just try to quell this twitch I have developed in my right eye that coincides with the jerk of my head to one side every 3.4 seconds or so.

I'm sure it's nothing.

Really.