Tuesday, July 01, 2008

I'm Sending Out An SOS Since The Email Doesn't Seem To Be Working



I have been without incoming email now for 24 hours or more. It seems there is a hitch in the email getalong, not unlike a kink in the oxygen line of a deep-sea diver. THEY have promised it will be fixed by tomorrow and I have promised THEM my head will explode if it isn't.

Because I am all about the Extremely Truthful Statement.

How on earth can I survive without all those offers for enlargers for parts I don't have? What will I do without the numerous ads from Starbucks, JCPenney, Big Lots, Amazon, Borders, and all those other companies who can't live without my business?

Honestly, I could be putting corporate America at risk here, and THEY don't even care!

In the meantime, I'll just try to quell this twitch I have developed in my right eye that coincides with the jerk of my head to one side every 3.4 seconds or so.

I'm sure it's nothing.



HeyJules said...

Is it home or work email??? OR, GOD FORBID, BOTH???

Susanne said...

I hope you're connected by now!