The Ugly Truth

This weekend the world will cease to exist as we now know it.

I am traveling to an old high school chum's home for a Girls Weekend.

(and YES, I said GIRLS.)

During this trip we will be going to the lake.

And I WILL BE WEARING A SWIMMING SUIT.

Expect some sort of apocalypse. Expect weeping and wailing and gnashing of teeth.

And that's only from ME....imagine what the people who actually SEE me in said bathing attire will do.

It could get very, very ugly.  Very ugly indeed.