I have been having some strange dreams of late.
Linds, you'll be happy to know that you had a visitor last night. And that we galloped round your village with no thought for aches and pains along with about fifteen other bloggers. It was a bright, sunny day. You had bedrooms for everyone, and even a curious room you'd been finishing off that looked more like a long hallway-type closet.
I don't write this stuff - I just dream it.
I dreamed of Cutie and how much I miss her. Only this time she was about 18 months old instead of the young lady of four she is today. We played and snuggled and had a great time together.
There was a hot stone massage thrown in for good measure that lasted long enough. That in itself was a wonderful dream, being as hot stone massages NEVER last long enough. There was a carnival with a roller coaster, and strangely enough, NO GARRISON KEILLOR.
I always dream about Garrison Keillor. Mostly in my "Where, Oh Where Is The Bathroom???" dreams where I can't seem to find the toilet I so desperately need and I'm sharing Deep Thoughts with Garrison Keillor and then I seem to be naked for some reason and everyone and their brother is watching me and I'm doing the Potty Dance and WHERE IS THE BATHROOM???
Thankfully, I usually wake up (without Garrison Keillor) and find the toilet while still in my nightgown. And for this I am profoundly grateful. As is Mr. Keillor, since he doesn't have to go through this ordeal with me. If he knew about it, that is.
In other dreams of GK, I find that he has decided I'm the Ingrid Bergman to his Humphrey Bogart. I get to wear the big hats and use the Swedish/American accent, while he suffers through the love-me-but-let-me-go affair under huge, slow-moving fans in a tropical locale.
It breaks my heart every time.
Bear in mind, I'm a happily married, fifty-three year old, two-ton Tilly of a woman, and you see how ridiculous my dream life can be.
I mean really, I don't even OWN a hat.
With all I go through at night it's a wonder I don't wake up exhausted every morning.
But I'll give you this...at least I'm not bored while I'm asleep.