The Greased Pig And I Resemble Each Other A Lot, But I'm More Relaxed

Oh. My. Gosh.

I am, at this very moment, so very ready for bed.

I just wanted to take a moment to tell you that the massage?

IT ROCKED.

Get it? Hot rock massage? Rocked?

Anyone?

Yeah, well.

Like I said, I'm going to bed now.