I Find Myself In Need Of Assistance, And YOU Can Help

Yes, YOU.

We're having an Office Decorating Party on December 3rd, known around these parts as The Hanging of The Green. No, it isn't The Hanging of The Greens, because we aren't tacking spinach or collards to the wall - we're celebrating Christmas.

So here's the deal: I need catagories. I need prizes (gag gifts, preferably, that go along with the catagories). I need the whole kit and caboodle yesterday.

HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!