Thursday, September 20, 2007

Still Itchin'

Oh man.

I know I complain WAY too much. Really I do. And I know you get tired of hearing about it.

BUT....

IF THIS STINKIN' STUFF DOESN'T STOP ITCHING SOON I MAY GO OFF THE DEEP END EVEN FURTHER THAN I ALREADY HAVE!!!!

The redness comes and goes, but the rash, she stays and grows. Daily. I found two new spots this morning. I had to get up and walk around to keep from rubbing it raw even with the miracle cream and the shot last Tuesday.

I am certain of this: There is itching in h*ll. No doubt about it. And it lasts FOREVER.

My advice?

REPENT.

4 comments:

HeyJules said...

Heavenly Father, please forgive me! No one should have to live like this! I swear to be good all the rest of the days of my life but please don't subject me to the creepin' crud that Chris got!

Wow, woman, you musta really sinned bad...

Linds said...

Good grief, Chris, how long does this last for???

Chris said...

Jules, that's what I get for all those Venti Iced Nonfat Mochas w/Whipped here lately.

Linds, it can't go away soon enough, BELIEVE ME.

martha said...

I got a bad* case of poison ivy once. I remember ice packs helped a bit.

*I had put some grapevine decorations in my oven to kill any insects. When I opened the oven, all this steam assaulted my face, arms, neck... Turns out the was poison ivy mixed in with the grapevine!

Anyway, have you tried ice? You do have my sympathy.