The Back of The Neck
The Front of The Neck
Bet you'll never guess where I went today!!!
Bet you'll never guess what I got when I went there!!!
Yes folks, it's
Back to the Bum,
your weekly installment of the Singer travels to the doctor's office.
Includes graphic details of underwear cleanliness and wear, as well as which side the inevitable Cure for What Ails You (and we use that term oh! so loosely) goes in. It's suspenseful, it's graphic, it's....
A pain in the bu*t. Both figuratively and literally.
Figuring it up over the past six weeks, I've spent about $150 we don't have on various physical ailment junk JUST FOR ME that's come down the pike. I gotta tell you, I've about had it with this. Thank You, God, for health insurance!
Today's shot featured both a kick-'em-fast-kick-'em-hard steroid for a jump start on the allergic reaction as well as a long-acting one for the eventual drying-up of stuff. I also got some killer cream that actually took the itch away for more than an hour for the first time since last Thursday. Which is a good thing, because the people who sat with me at lunch today at work were really irritated by All The Rubbing I had to do to stay reasonably sane.
And we all know I would NEVER do anything to irritate ANYONE on purpose, right?
heh heh heh heh.
So tomorrow it's off to the races, scarred but hopefully itch-free.
The one good thing that came from this? I found out my chest x-ray is clear without having to wait for a LETTER from the doctor. Apparently he doesn't call if everything's OK...he just leaves you to worry.