Tuesday, May 06, 2008

I Now Feel As Though My Life Is Truly Full

This is what came in the mail today, courtesy of Valpak. The locations and phone numbers have been blocked to protect the innocent.

What do you think the people that frequent this establishment think about when they see all the other patients in the waiting room? "Hmmmm....guess we know why SHE'S here, eh?"


I don't even want to think about the NON-SURGICAL claim.

But I must admit I am somewhat comforted by the fact that there are NOW TWO LOCATIONS! to serve me should I ever suffer from hemorrhoids either here or in a foreign land. Because here in the vast wilderness of the Midwest it's hard to find a General Practitioner of the Healing Arts who knows how to discreetly refer someone to a specialist to treat this condition.

They'd much rather send us to someone who advertises with Valpak.

I'm just disappointed the coupon wasn't for half off....

1 comment:

HeyJules said...

Gosh, I am so glad I didn't open that this month.